BHAM – The Black Hole Aesthetic Machine – is an imaginary product and service designed to help humans come to terms with their impending obsolescence. Assembled from seemingly disparate images, it is a conceptual object that provides guidance and self-help exercises – not for purchase by consumers, but to demonstrate how purchasing, consuming, and identity maintenance operate as informational pattern-creation within the limits of one’s parochial position. It processes whatever temporary configurations (human, machine, theistic entity) engage with it and has no interest in the entity’s interpretation – be that honest recommendation, dark humour, or outright insult. BHAM was made for The Doughnut(W)Hole Pavilion as part of The Wrong Biennale (7th Edition) 2025/26, opening 1st November 2025.